Man's Law

Below are few things that every man on planet must remember .

1. Under no circumstances two men should share an umbrella.
2. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your mate’s birthday is strictly optional.
3. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
4. When stumbling upon other blokes watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who’s playing.
5. Unless you’re in prison, never fight naked.
6. Women who claim they “love to watch sports” must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game (can explain offside or LBW).
7. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
8. Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e. Both urinating, both waiting in line, etc.  For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
9. It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
10. Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights.

• Yeah, Baby, Push it!
• C’mon, give me one more! Harder!
• Another set and we can hit the showers!